Know how to tell if your participation at an event was a success? Count how many times the people at your table must stand to be recognized. We looked like a large ‘Whack-a-Mole’ game. The Partners program ‘was the best one ever! ever!” I think they meant it. But the bar wasn’t too high. Most [...]
Posts Tagged ‘sexism’
16 Dec
Less Than 200 Days
197 days until July 1, 2009. Things are lurching along. MyDG and I have fought over Kiwonary, but we’re mostly still laughing. Our latest giggle? The Very Important Kiwonian holiday party was this weekend. Each VIK received a gift. Someone stole one of the gifts, and it was ‘someone in a suit.’ One of the guests swiped [...]
5 Sep
Smile, Wear Beige, and Keep Quiet
Oh, am I having difficulties being a supportive spouse. I get the idea I should stand a half-step behind MyDg, and to the right. MyDG called me “arm candy” tonight. We have been partners in Kiwonary for many years. Now he’s going to be one of 535 people in the world. We’ve always been equal, [...]
4 Sep
Spouse Training-Hotel Room Inspection
Oh, yes. I received a “Hotel Room Checklist” for visiting Kiwonary dignitaries. It’s my duty to ensure the hotel room is pristine and tailored for their comfort. I may wish to bring light bulbs from home in case the reading lights aren’t quite bright enough. I should do a thorough dust inspection. Obviously, these [...]
3 Sep
“Ya Gotta Have Friends”
Oh my word. These people are pushy. My spousal training is odd. Most of the trainers are not in Kiwonary. I understand many spouses aren’t in Kiwonary, but the trainers too? Disrespectful and insulting. Spouse training would be better if we were divided into Kiwonarians and non-Kiwonary. I’m bored stiff. What did I learn today? [...]
11 Aug
My Time is Worth What?
We received more information about next month’s training week. We’ll spend 2 hours-2 HOURS-making ponytail holders and barrettes with ribbons. How is that training? This waste of time is for Spouses. How quaint. This really upsets me. It’s a time-wasting, feel good project for ’50′s housewives. Did I mention how many spouses are not [...]
5 Aug
Women? There’s wimmin in Kiwonary?
More about our weeklong meeting next month. Half of us received a dress code. The other one is still invisible. Business Casual Attire-Collared shirts and slacks for men. Business Attire-Suits Dinner Attire-Black Tie Optional Do we think that women didn’t receive a dress code because: A: Women know how to dress appropriately for the [...]
29 May
The DG’s Spouse Drinking Game
I think I’ve found a way to tolerate sexist meetings. We had our first planning meeting for next year’s club president training weekend. (Think about 500 presidents) The DGs’ spouses are in charge of the spouse’s program. MyDG and I have NEVER attended a spouse program. We think they’re insulting, and tailored for little old ladies. Two [...]
